B.Y.O.S.

It's time for me to make a respectful request of all trannies whose target gender wears fishnet stockings. Boys, I'm talking to you.

Please bring your own fishnets on the first date.

As the Elvis Costello song goes, "Don't you know the facts of life, boy, don't you know what these things cost?"

I'm happy to buy you a drink. Thrilled to kiss your painted, claret lips. I'd love to run my hands up your skirt. But no, for our first date, you can't borrow mine and yes you should bring -- better yet, wear -- your own knickers, stockings, and bras.

Let's leave rummaging through my closet for our second date, shall we?

XO